Me, Jim Florentine & fellow metal-head Mike Piazza. We're all naked from the waist down!	No it's not two homeless guys - it's me and Artie Lang from the Stern Show.
Not too Motley after all: me and the Crue's Nikki Sixx.	Tom Green teaching me to fly in Cancun
Me and the best drummer in the world, Motorhead's Mikkey Dee.	I almost nailed Kelly Ripa, but friggin' Regis cockblocked me!
Kurt Russell begging me to be in Escape From LA - he couldn't afford me!	Me and Kevin James, the King Of Queens (not in Queens, obviously!)
Me and a guy that looks like Ace Frehley from Kiss.  Holy shit, it is Ace!	Me, Mick from Slipknot and Jim Florentine. Pure Iowan Metal!
Me & WWE/Fozzy's Chris Jericho after an all night Steel Cage Drinking match.	Performing at Woodstock '94
I love my fans!!!	One of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. oh, and Dan Marino too!
One of the greatest living comics in the world...oh yeah, and Dice too!	"No, you have the last beer...I like my nose unbroken." Me & guitar bezerker Zakk Wylde.
Me, Jim Florentine, Chuck Mignanelli and Pat from Damageplan. This is the last known picture of us sober that night.	Me and Pat drinking something and getting roughed. Devastation is on the way.
Me, Dimebag and Vinnie from Damageplan, and Jim Florentine, who's completely cabbaged! Looks like those Crown Royal shots are kicking in!	Mommy? Mommy! Please don't let them hurt me again!
After hanging out with Damageplan for too long, I decided to roll with a more wholesome crowd, Bob Saget! (Hey, he promised me a threesome with the Olsen Twins!)